My Human Is Leaving for 3 Weeks (This Is A Disaster)

Cat behavior dictates that when humans leave for three weeks, there must be a formal review of staffing levels. A 33% reduction in household staffing was not on my agenda. I have convened this meeting to address the sudden household disruption caused by my humans deciding to disappear for nearly a month. This is not just about the lack of communication; it is about maintaining operational standards. From my cat perspective, breakfast negotiations are now critical. I am currently reviewing the efficiency of feeding arrangements to ensure that despite the reduced human presence, the service remains prompt. This is not one of your typical funny cat videos where we chase lasers; this is a serious administrative matter. Subscribe to Animals Explain for more life from my point of view.