What If USA actually tried to buy Greenland...

What would happen if the USA tried to buy Greenland like it was a house on a real estate app? 🇺🇸🇬🇱🇩🇰 USA Ball rolls into Copenhagen with a suitcase of cash and orders “one Greenland, extra large.” Denmark says NO. Then USA tries $5 billion, unlimited burgers, a $100 BILLION check that needs its own truck, a 50-foot bald eagle statue, palm-tree brochures (“ice sold separately”), the entire state of TEXAS, a check so big it blocks the street, and a cake shaped like Greenland… and gets rejected by Denmark, by Greenland, and even by a polar bear. Can America buy everything? Watch to the end for the final score. 💀 👍 Like if Denmark’s NO sign got you 🔔 Subscribe to Ballova for more countryball what-ifs ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 One Greenland, extra large 0:42 The $100 billion check 1:10 Gifts: burgers, TVs and a giant eagle 1:35 Operation: Make an Offer They Can’t Ignore 2:02 The Texas trade 2:48 The check that blocks the street 3:21 The Arctic wind and the polar bear 3:52 “You cannot buy everything” 4:46 Greenland’s counteroffer 5:35 Final score This is a comedy animation (countryballs / polandball style). It’s satire, not real events or politics. #countryballs #greenland #usa #denmark #polandball #animation #whatif #ballova