TravelAlan MarshFormer Cruise Captain: 9 Cruise Lines I Would Not Board as a Passenger — RANKED WORST TO BEST
Former Cruise Captain: 9 Cruise Lines I Would Not Board as a Passenger — RANKED WORST TO BEST
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Published Sep 14, 2026, 3:15 AM · 4w ago
Alan Marsh
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Cruise Captain Ranking 9 Cruise Lines I Would Not Board as a Passenger in 2026
Nine cruise ships are sailing this winter that a former passenger ship bridge officer would not put his own family aboard — and not one of them is going to sink. The problem is what happens at three in the morning, when something goes wrong with somebody your age, and on some of these ships help is a day and a half away. One of the ships on this list is currently being marketed at a very attractive fare, and nothing in its brochure tells you why.
A repositioning crossing puts passengers six hundred miles from the nearest rescue helicopter — a $2,000 fare versus a medical evacuation that does not exist.
This video shows you exactly which nine ships made the list and why, ranked from nine to one, and then gives you the three ships a career bridge officer has already chosen for himself. Every database, every search term, and every question to ask before you pay a deposit is named out loud — and it costs nothing to look them up.
#cruisetips #ShipSafety #cruise2026 #cruiselife #cruiseship
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