I Don't Think They Speak English

Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap starred in a hilarious sketch from the 1998 BBC comedy series Big Train about a stranded tourist in desperate need of help. When a woman whose car broke down politely asked if they spoke English, Kevin Eldon responded in flawless, articulate English that he did not speak a single word of the language. Mark Heap then joined the conversation, and the two men casually chatted in pristine English about how neither of them could comprehend what she was saying. They even managed to decline helping her in German before sending the confused traveler away empty-handed. Once she walked off, the two locals casually admitted to each other that they both spoke perfect English all along. Seeing Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap explain their complete inability to speak English in flawless English is pure gold. #kevineldon #markheap #bigtrain #bbc #sketchcomedy #behindthescenes #funny #viral #funnymoments #shorts #comedy #popculture #bloopers #celebritystories 📝 Every upload is transformed from the ground up — original edits, custom subtitles, overlays, and real critical commentary. I share my honest perspective on every prank, adding creative and editorial value that goes far beyond a simple repost. All content is properly licensed and produced with the creators featured. 📩 For copyright concerns, credits, inquiries, or takedown requests, reach out anytime. All inquiries are welcome.