If Your Dog Ever Throws The Ball For You… GO GET IT

If your dog ever throws the ball for you: go get it. Do not throw it back. Do not ask why. And do not make it wait. There are 7 rules. Everyone breaks the third. This is an analog horror survival guide for anyone who has ever played fetch: the ball dropped just out of your reach, the look it gives the ball, then your face, the "last one" you say every night, the game it ends without asking you, the ball under the sofa, and the squeak in the middle of the night. File 046. Issued by the Department of Domestic Anomalies. Please follow all instructions. The subject was first documented in File 041: If Your Dog Ever Stands On Two Legs… ACT NORMAL. CHAPTERS 0:00 If your dog ever throws the ball for you 0:15 How fetch works 0:31 Rule 1: Go get it 0:56 Rule 2: Drop it 1:19 Rule 3: Do not stop first 2:01 Rule 4: Run anyway 2:22 Every throw goes further 2:35 Rule 5: Get it yourself 3:04 Rule 6: Go into the dark 3:31 Later that night 3:50 Rule 7: [classified] ABOUT THESE FILES Bradikinin publishes survival protocols for situations nobody trained you for: dark, calm, and slightly unprofessional. Every video is one file, one situation, and a short list of rules. Subscribe to @BradikininVideos, then go get it. This is a work of fiction. The Department does not exist. Dogs dropping the ball just out of reach and hiding toys under the sofa are real; the rest is ours. Please return all balls promptly. Official archive and the counterfeit test: https://bradikinin.com/?from=v046 #analoghorror #dog #horrorstories