I'm a MURDER HOBO! | Funny fantasy tavern song for RPG, D&D, & general merriment

🗡️🔥 **I'm a MURDER HOBO!** 🔥🗡️ Some adventurers fight for honour. Some seek glory, justice, or the salvation of innocent souls. Some dedicate their lives to noble causes, protecting the weak and standing against the forces of darkness. And then there's **HER**. She has no home. She has no morals. She has seventeen knives, a suspicious collection of stolen jewellery, and a deeply concerning interpretation of the phrase **"role-playing game."** **SHE'S A MURDER HOBO!** Join Emberglow Tavern Songs for this gloriously unhinged fantasy folk anthem, sung by a gleefully chaotic female adventurer who has discovered that the quickest solution to almost every problem involves violence, looting, and absolutely no regard for the Dungeon Master's carefully prepared storyline. ⚔️ Diplomacy is for people with fewer knives. 💰 Everything is treasure if you steal it first. 🎲 Every conversation is one bad roll away from combat. 🍺 And every tavern visit ends with somebody asking her to leave. The paladin is horrified. The cleric has stopped trying to reason with her. The rogue thinks she's taking things a little too far. And the Dungeon Master is quietly tearing up six pages of carefully written dialogue. 😬 But does she care? **NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST!** --- #FantasyMusic #TavernMusic #FantasyFolk #DnD #Bardcore #MurderHobo #ImAMurderHobo #EmberglowTavernSongs #FunnySong #FantasySong #TabletopRPG #DungeonsAndDragons #AdventureMusic #TavernSongs #FantasyComedy #ChaoticEvil