Spooky Spooky Goblins! | Funny fantasy tavern song for RPG, D&D, & general merriment

💀👹 Spooky Spooky Goblins! 🍄👻 Deep in a festering swamp, where the fog rolls thick and the mushrooms glow, something terrible has awakened... An ancient evil? A forgotten dark lord? A terrifying necromancer bent on world domination? WORSE. A GOBLIN WITH AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF SNACKS. "Spooky Spooky Goblins!" is a hilariously macabre fantasy tavern anthem about a mischievous little swamp-goblin shaman who ate one too many fungus fritters and somehow discovered the forbidden secrets of NECROMANCY! 🍄💀 Armed with his newfound powers, he raises an entire army of undead goblins to carry out his sinister bidding. And what terrible purpose does this army of shambling horrors serve? Conquering kingdoms? Destroying civilisation? Unleashing an age of eternal darkness? NOPE. They're bringing him BOG-ROT BISCUITS AND MUCKSHAKES! 🍪🥤 Now the little swamp-dwelling menace spends his days dancing around his hovel, stuffing his face with revolting delicacies, and growing increasingly round while his mindless zombie servants endlessly fetch more food. Packed with spooky folk melodies, infectious choruses, sinister swamp atmosphere, and gloriously ridiculous fantasy humour, "Spooky Spooky Goblins!" is a delightfully daft celebration of dark magic put to the most spectacularly lazy use imaginable. 👻 In this song you'll find: 🍄 One fungus-fuelled goblin shaman turned necromancer 💀 An army of shambling undead goblin servants 🍪 An endless supply of deliciously disgusting bog-rot biscuits 🥤 Muckshakes, swamp snacks, and supernatural gluttony 👹 A maniacal little goblin living his absolute best unlife 🎶 A spooky, catchy fantasy folk chorus perfect for Halloween! Welcome to Emberglow Tavern Songs, where every monster has a story, every spell has consequences... ...and sometimes the darkest magic in existence is used for HOME DELIVERY! 💀🍪🍺 #FantasyMusic #FantasyFolk #TavernMusic #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #Goblins #Necromancer #Undead #HalloweenMusic #SpookyMusic #FantasyComedy #Bardcore #FantasySong