My Pet BEHOLDER! | Funny fantasy tavern song for RPG, D&D, & general merriment

👁️💜 My Pet BEHOLDER! ✨🍺 She found him when he was tiny. Just a little floating ball with one enormous eye, a few adorable eyestalks, and an attitude problem. Obviously... SHE KEPT HIM. "My Pet BEHOLDER!" is a chaotic fantasy tavern song about a woman who adopts a baby Beholder without quite understanding that she's taken home one of the most intelligent, malevolent, and catastrophically dangerous creatures in the dungeon. But through a bizarre magical quirk, something unexpected happens. As her little Beholder grows into an enormous, terrifying monster convinced of its absolute superiority over every living creature... ...it decides that she is the one exception 👁️❤️ In this song you'll find: 💜 One extremely proud and completely oblivious pet owner 👁️ A baby Beholder who grows into something considerably less adorable ✨ A magical bond that makes his owner the ONE person he doesn't consider inferior 💥 Destruction that she somehow never quite notices 🍺 A ridiculous fantasy tavern anthem about the worst possible choice of pet Welcome to Emberglow Tavern Songs, where every adventurer deserves a loyal companion... ...although perhaps somebody should have suggested a dog. 🐶 #FantasyMusic #FantasyFolk #TavernMusic #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #Beholder #FantasySong #Bardcore #RPG #FantasyComedy #Dungeon #TavernSong #EmberglowTavernSongs