Where's Your Golden Scorpion Vest? | Funny fantasy tavern song for RPG, D&D, & general merriment

🦂✨ Where's Your Golden Scorpion Vest? ⚔️💎 She has the Golden Scorpion Vest. Do you? No? Oh. Then why exactly are you talking to her? "Where's Your Golden Scorpion Vest?" is a gloriously smug fantasy tavern anthem about a warrior who possesses the most magnificent piece of armour in the entire realm: a gleaming golden torso-piece encrusted with precious gems, complete with an enormous golden scorpion tail arching from the back. 🦂✨ And unfortunately for everyone around her... she knows exactly how impressive it is. 🦂 In this song you'll find: ✨ 1 (one) spectacularly shiny Golden Scorpion Vest 💎 Enough precious gems to bankrupt a small kingdom ⚔️ A warrior with absolutely unmatched confidence 😤 Increasing fury that nobody else owns one 🦂 1 (one) enormous golden scorpion tail 🍺 A catchy fantasy tavern anthem dripping with smug superiority Welcome to Emberglow Tavern Songs, where every adventurer has their favourite equipment... ...but apparently if it isn't a GOLDEN SCORPION VEST, it doesn't count. Honestly. Where's yours? 🦂💎 #FantasyMusic #FantasyFolk #TavernMusic #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #FantasySong #Bardcore #RPG #FantasyComedy #Warrior #MagicArmour #TavernSong #EmberglowTavernSongs