I'm NOT an NPC! | Funny fantasy tavern song for RPG, D&D, & general merriment

⚔️😤 I'm NOT an NPC! ❗🎮 She was just trying to help. Someone needed their sword repaired, so she fixed it. Then somebody else appeared with a broken shield. Then another adventurer wanted directions. Then someone asked if she had any quests available... "I'm NOT an NPC!" is a fantasy tavern song about an increasingly exasperated adventurer who somehow finds herself mistaken for a helpful background character everywhere she goes. One small favour rapidly spirals into a never-ending procession of strangers asking for repairs, directions, errands, rewards, and suspiciously specific dialogue options. ⚔️😂 She keeps insisting that she's a real adventurer. She has her own quests! Her own party! Places to be! But then... ...why has a little glowing symbol appeared above her head? 👀✨ 🎲 In this song you'll find: ⚔️ One increasingly irritated definitely-not-NPC adventurer 🛡️ An endless queue of people wanting things repaired 📜 Strangers apparently expecting quests and dialogue 😤 Repeated and increasingly desperate insistence that SHE IS NOT AN NPC ✨ One extremely concerning glowing symbol Welcome to Emberglow Tavern Songs, where everyone is the hero of their own adventure... ...unless there's a quest marker floating above their head. Then we might need to talk. 🍻👀 #FantasyMusic #FantasyFolk #TavernMusic #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #NPC #RPG #GamingMusic #FantasyComedy #FantasySong #Bardcore #Adventure #EmberglowTavernSongs