If Your Dog Ever Stands On Two Legs… ACT NORMAL

If your dog ever stands up on two legs and stays there, do not scream, do not run, and do not let it see that you noticed. There are 7 rules. Most people break the third. This is an analog horror survival guide: a set of instructions for the night your dog starts acting human. What to do when it stands, when it sits in a chair, when it copies your walk, when it calls your name from behind the bedroom door, and why you should never take out your phone. File 041 — CANINE. Issued by the Department of Domestic Anomalies. Please follow all instructions. CHAPTERS 0:00 If your dog ever stands on two legs 0:16 30,000 years of watching 0:34 Rule 1: Act normal 0:55 Rule 2: Do not say its name 1:16 Rule 3: No phones 1:41 Case file 041 1:52 It starts copying you 2:10 Rule 4: Go to bed 2:31 Rule 5: Do not answer 3:06 Rule 6: The morning 3:44 Rule 7: [classified] ABOUT THESE FILES Bradikinin publishes survival protocols for situations nobody trained you for: dark, calm, and slightly unprofessional. Every video is one file, one situation, and a short list of rules. New files are added to the archive regularly. Subscribe to @BradikininVideos so you are not the one who breaks rule three. This is a work of fiction. Archival photographs are in the public domain (Wikimedia Commons). #analoghorror #horror #survivalguide