The Tism Wizard | Funny fantasy tavern song for RPG, D&D, & general merriment

🧙‍♂️📚 The Tism Wizard! 🐸✨ Every wizard collects a few magical curiosities. This wizard collects EVERYTHING. Ancient scroll? Catalogued. Interesting rock? Catalogued. Broken wand? Catalogued. A slightly unusual spoon he found behind a tavern three years ago? CATALOGUED. AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO THROW IT AWAY. "The Tism Wizard" is a playful fantasy tavern song about an eccentric mage with an unstoppable need to catalogue absolutely everything he encounters—and an equally unstoppable refusal to ever get rid of any of it. 📚🧙‍♂️ His tower is overflowing with labelled bottles, mysterious artefacts, old spellbooks, feathers, bones, enchanted trinkets, mundane trinkets, boxes containing other boxes, and several objects whose original purpose has long since been forgotten. But don't call it clutter. He knows EXACTLY where everything is. Probably. 📚 In this song you'll find: 🧙‍♂️ One spectacularly dedicated wizard 🏷️ An elaborate catalogue for absolutely everything 📦 A lifelong commitment to never throwing anything away 🔮 Mountains of magical and completely non-magical treasures 🐸 At least one object everyone else considers pointless 🎶 A quirky fantasy tavern anthem for collectors, completionists, and wonderfully obsessive adventurers everywhere Welcome to Emberglow Tavern Songs, where every adventurer has their peculiarities, every mysterious object might become important later... ...and NO, YOU MAY NOT THROW THAT BOX AWAY. HE'S KEEPING IT. 📦😤 #FantasyMusic #FantasyFolk #TavernMusic #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #Wizard #RPG #FantasyComedy #FantasySong #Bardcore #TabletopRPG #EmberglowTavernSongs