I DIDN'T Seduce the Dragon... | Funny fantasy tavern song for RPG, D&D, & general merriment

🐉❤️ I DIDN'T Seduce the Dragon... (the Dragon Seduced Me) ❤️🐉 She has a reputation. A completely unfair reputation. Just because she's a charming, silver-tongued rogue who has occasionally talked her way out of trouble does NOT mean she tries to seduce every dangerous creature the party encounters. And she would particularly like to make one thing absolutely clear... SHE DIDN'T SEDUCE THE DRAGON. THE DRAGON SEDUCED HER. Join Emberglow Tavern Songs for this cheeky fantasy tavern anthem, sung by a thoroughly embarrassed female rogue desperately attempting to explain what actually happened during the party's latest encounter with a rather confident crimson dragon. 🐲 Now the bard won't stop laughing. The paladin refuses to make eye contact. The dwarf has already started telling everyone back at the tavern. And the rogue is getting increasingly furious that NOBODY BELIEVES HER VERSION OF EVENTS. 🐉 The dragon started it. 🗡️ The rogue maintains her complete innocence. 🍺 The rest of the party has heard enough to reach their own conclusions. 🔥 And this story is absolutely going to follow her for the rest of her adventuring career. So pull up a chair beside the hearth 🍻 and listen to one increasingly flustered rogue defend herself against the most scandalous accusation of her career. #FantasyMusic #TavernMusic #FantasyFolk #DnD #Bardcore #EmberglowTavernSongs #FunnySong #DragonSong #Rogue #FantasySong #TabletopRPG #TavernSongs #DungeonsAndDragons #FantasyComedy #IDidntSeduceTheDragon