Can I Keep the Displacer Beast? 🐈‍⬛ | Funny D&D Song – It's Basically A Cat

Can I keep the Displacer Beast? 🐈‍⬛ “It's Basically A Cat” is a funny D&D song and AI music song about a ranger who keeps adopting increasingly dangerous fantasy monsters. If you love Dungeons & Dragons comedy, D&D music, fantasy songs, displacer beasts, beholders, druids, rangers, and chaotic tabletop RPG stories, this one’s for you 🐿️ Squirrel 🦅 Griffon 🐈‍⬛ Displacer Beast 👁️ ...and eventually something the party absolutely should not be trying to pet They’re not pets. They’re friends. Probably. 🎵It's Basically A Cat An original comedy fantasy song from Twisted Tavern Tunes about the sacred tabletop tradition of encountering a terrifying monster and immediately asking the Dungeon Master: “Can I keep it?” ⚔️ Twisted Tavern Tunes creates original D&D songs, fantasy comedy, bardcore, tavern music, AI music videos, and musical stories inspired by tabletop RPG chaos. 🎶🍺 *Welcome to Twisted Tavern Tunes* 🍺🎶 Grab a drink, roll initiative, and sing along with the chaos New bardcore D&D fantasy tavern music drops every Tuesday & Friday — subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a song! If you enjoyed it, tip your bard with a like and a comment 💖 Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d 🎵*Lyrics*🎵 Half orc half elf a ranger born I track from dusk till early morn The druid keeps an owlbear tame Three raccoons and gets no blame So when I found one squirrel sore It seemed absurd to ask for more I found a squirrel by the track One swollen paw a matted back I tucked him safely in my coat And swore one night would be the note By dawn he'd robbed the rogue's supply And dropped her lockpicks gods know why She chased him halfway through the trees He climbed my shoulder quite at ease The fighter wanted him removed The rogue looked thoroughly unmoved But druid pets all get to stay So mine was staying anyway The party swore this couldn't last I thought they judged the poor thing fast The druid had three thieves with tails Mine only ruined lockpick sales She gets an owlbear crows raccoons So I get one small creature too He's useful Probably Give him time He's not a pet He's a friend of mine We found a griffon in a snare One wounded wing no mother there I cut her loose and shared my meat She followed close on clawed feet She stole the cleric's dinner plate Then flew our halfling past the gate He landed somewhere in a tree A little bruised but mostly free The cleric nearly lost his mind The fighter left his meal behind The wizard drank before we start The fighter bought another cart The druid thought this crossed a line I found that argument unrefined Her owlbear also has a beak So frankly hers is just as freaked She gets an owlbear crows raccoons So I can keep a griffon too She hunts She flies She guards the cart She's not a pet She's doing her part Then deep below where torchlights failed A growl rolled out The wizard paled Two feelers curled around the stone And everyone backed off but one A displacer beast slipped into sight All velvet black and bending light I pulled some jerky from my sack The whole damn party stumbled back She took the meat and sniffed my hand Then purred as if we'd always planned The rogue sat down completely mute Even the druid found her cute She sleeps beside the griffon now The squirrel rides upon her brow The fighter hasn't slept all week I think that's why he's looking weak She gets an owlbear crows raccoons So I can keep this creature too She hunts She tracks She smells a rat She's not a monster She's basically a cat Then in a ruined wizard's tower We met a thing of teeth and power One giant eye ten smaller ones With rays that could unmake someone The fighter froze beside the stair The wizard stared at what I held there The cleric grabbed me by the sleeve The druid started trying to leave I held the jerky toward its head The whole group looked prepared for dead It floated close across the ground Then made a low and happy sound I scratched beneath its armored chin Eleven eyelids folded in The wizard set his staff straight down And quietly walked out of town She gets and owlbear crows racoons So I can keep a beholder too He floats He scouts He guards at night He vaporized a troll on sight The fighter says we're banned from town The cleric says three inns burned down The druid thinks I've gone too far But she was always raising the bar I'm not collecting monsters I'm building an army And the druid started it And the druid started it Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #DnDMusic #DnDComedy #FunnyDnD #DisplacerBeast #Ranger #Druid #FantasyMusic #AIMusicVideo #Bardcore #TwistedTavernTunes TTT merch: https://twistedtaverntunes.com