I Didn't Prep. Now a Goose Is King. | Funny D&D Song

No notes. No map. Now a goose is king. The DM swears this was all planned. A funny D&D song about an unprepared Dungeon Master, an improvised adventure, and a party that somehow calls it the best session of the year. “I Swear I Prepped This Dungeon” is an original fantasy comedy song from Twisted Tavern Tunes. Expect a lightsaber with a suspiciously convenient new name, a cheesecake elemental casting Mousse Missile, and a goose whose royal ambitions have gone far beyond the DM's notes. If your favorite tabletop RPG moments happen when the plan falls apart, pull up a chair. You don't need to know the rules to recognize someone bluffing their way through absolute chaos. 🍺 Send this to the friend who insists the session went exactly as planned. 🎲 What throwaway NPC accidentally became the main character in your campaign? Subscribe to Twisted Tavern Tunes for more original fantasy and gaming music, ridiculous characters, and choruses your party can shout together. New songs every Tuesday & Friday! Keep the chaos going: 🎵 I Had a Plan — DM's Worst Nightmare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRd3958u108 🐈‍⬛ Can I Keep the Displacer Beast?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=169fyIgWmZE Join the tavern: 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 🎵 Lyrics 🎵 No notes No map No master plan The party came My lies began I binged on anime all week No prep no sleep The outlook Bleak I dealt the monsters from a deck Then prayed my players wouldn't check I drew one hall one crooked door Then claimed it led to twenty more They found a blade beneath the stair It hummed and floated in the air Lightsaber cried the rogue wide-eyed Psionic spirit blade I lied The loot got worse a vorpal sword For rolling ten The players roared The Knee Pads of Allure Pure gold A locked door swooned and lost its hold A Two-Ton Tunic cracked the floor All planned I lied then drew some more I swear I prepped this dungeon guys I swear I planned it all That hole you fell through was a door That door was once a wall No maps No sleep No common sense No clue who's gonna die You wanna know what happens next? So do I So do I A Beholder ran a pastry stand Its cupcakes bit the fighter's hand A cheesecake elemental rose It cast Mousse Missile from its nose A Dust Bunny devoured their gear Then sneezed out socks They fled in fear The Honking Horror claimed the throne A goose It ruled with bread alone The next card read: An actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Run! He chased the bard across the floor I drew some woods beyond the door An Intellect Devourer came It tried my brain and died of shame The rogue proposed I rolled a die One honk meant Yes I don't know why I swear I prepped this dungeon guys I swear I planned it all That hole you fell through was a door That door was once a wall No maps No sleep No common sense No clue who's gonna die You wanna know what happens next? So do I So do I That goose took up the spirit blade And made the Dust Bunny his aide The rogue now consort to the king Demanded I invent a ring The cheesecake joined the royal guard With frosting shields and hats of lard An army rose A civil war Broke out about the pantry door They cheered Best session of the year Same time next week? I froze in fear I checked their sheets and dropped my wine When did you all become level nine?! I swear I prepped this dungeon guys I swear I planned it all That hole you fell through was a door That door was once a wall No maps No sleep No common sense No clue who's gonna die You wanna know what happens next? So do I So do I My phone lit up at half past two Can the goose king now learn kung fu? Honk! Honk! Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #DnDComedy #DnDMusic #TwistedTavernTunes