I'm Totally Not Becoming a Mind Flayer! | Funny D&D Music Video

A full D&D comedy music video about a suspiciously helpful tadpole and an adventurer who is definitely NOT becoming a Mind Flayer. The party has questions. Our hero has excuses. Roll Insight and sing along to a bardcore anthem of terrible decisions. "I'm Totally Not Becoming a Mind Flayer" by Twisted Tavern Tunes is a fantasy comedy song about explaining away every warning sign of ceremorphosis. An illithid tadpole couldn't possibly be behind these wonderful new powers... right? For Dungeons & Dragons players, tabletop RPG parties, and Baldur's Gate 3 fans who thought "just one more tadpole" sounded like a good idea. Enjoy this bit of RPG music between sessions, or send it to the friend who always calls a terrible decision a character upgrade. Would your character take the powers, or listen to the party? Tell us in the comments! 🎶🍺 *Welcome to Twisted Tavern Tunes* 🍺🎶 Grab a drink, roll initiative, and sing along with the chaos New bardcore D&D fantasy tavern music drops every Tuesday & Friday — subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a song! If you enjoyed it, tip your bard with a like and a comment 💖 Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO 🎵*Lyrics*🎵 Okay There is a tadpole in my head But before anyone gets dramatic Let's focus on the benefits I'm not becoming something strange I'm simply going through a change I see through walls I float with ease And hear your thoughts before you speak You call it strange I call it fine I'm sharper now by grand design In body spirit heart and mind Honestly? I'm doing fine My skin's gone purple just a shade My eyes have changed but who's afraid? I haven't slept in seven days And still I'm winning every game I’m totally not becoming a mind flayer I’m only becoming more I’m totally not becoming a mind flayer Better than I was before Read your mind Bend your sight Float on air Don’t sleep at night Call it strange Call it change I call it an upgrade I’m totally not becoming a mind flayer You looked concerned when I brought these But honestly just look at these They're tiny things They're barely there And soon you'll float right through the air One little guest behind your eyes And suddenly you're twice as wise No awkward words no guessing games You'll know their thoughts They'll know your name No contracts signed No price to pay Just gifts you didn't have today And maybe you'll look slightly strange But beauty's always prone to change I’m totally not becoming a mind flayer I’m only becoming more I’m totally not becoming a mind flayer Better than I was before Read your mind Bend your sight Float on air Don’t sleep at night Call it strange Call it change Call it an upgrade I’m totally not becoming a mind flayer Now half the tavern shares a thought And look at everything we've got The rogue sees clearly in the night The fighter knows before the fight We're quicker now We're hard to fool We never argue over rules A dozen minds can act as one Admit it This is getting fun No misunderstanding No wondering what someone meant No lonely silence No bitter words you can't prevent No secrets No doubt No masks you have to wear One mind touches another And suddenly someone is there No wondering who loves you No wondering who will stay No walls between our hearts and minds No words that get in the way And all it takes is one small friend To make the loneliness end They're really very small You'd hardly notice At first Now yes my skull has changed a bit And honestly I quite like it And yes these tendrils frame my face I think they add a touch of grace The limits vanished from my mind I left my lesser self behind I hear each heartbeat in the room And very soon You'll hear them too You called it sickness Called it wrong But you've been changing all along And now that you can feel it too Tell me What did we really lose? We’re totally not becoming mind flayers We’re only becoming more We’re totally not becoming mind flayers Better than we were before Read their minds Bend their sight Float on air Own the night Call it strange Call it change We call it right We’re totally not becoming mind flayers No fear No lies No walls inside No lonely thoughts No need to hide One voice one dream One grand design Your mind is yours And yours is mine We’re totally not becoming mind flayers We’re only becoming more We’re totally not becoming mind flayers Better than we were before Read their minds Bend their sight Float on air Own the night Call it strange Call it change We call it right We’re totally not becoming mind flayers Actually Why are we still pretending I told you you'd like it We’re all mind flayers Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #DnD #MindFlayer #Bardcore TTT merch: https://twistedtaverntunes.com