I Love My Dragon Babies… But Nobody Mentioned THREE! | Funny D&D Song

Three dragon babies. One exhausted elf mum. “I Love My Dragon Babies” is a funny D&D song about parenting with fire resistance. The sequel to “I Didn’t Seduce the Dragon” brings fantasy music, family chaos, and a singalong chorus. Stay for bedtime. Seraphine raises three half-dragon children with their dragon father in this fantasy folk-pop / pop-rock comedy. Happily ever after apparently requires a reinforced floor. Original song: https://youtu.be/UYTxL3aEy0E Your party must babysit these three. Who’s in charge—and what goes wrong first? Welcome to Twisted Tavern Tunes! Grab a drink, roll initiative, and sing along with the chaos. Subscribe for new D&D fantasy tavern songs every Tuesday & Friday. Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 🎵 Lyrics 🎵 Okay Before you visit the children drink this potion of fire resistance Trust me You'll thank me later The oldest sneezed at half past three And set the curtains all alight The middle chewed straight through my shield The youngest kept me up all night I bought three cribs of sturdy oak They burned them down before the spring I paid a smith for three of steel They've eaten almost everything The cleric says they're growing well The wizard says they're rare The rogue would like to know which one Just set fire to his chair I love my dragon babies But nobody mentioned three One breathes fire one chews iron One keeps trying to bite me I may have seduced the dragon We've established that as fact So why am I rocking one to sleep With two more on my back? One hoards every silver spoon One steals my stockings and my shoes One dragged the fighter's magic sword And claimed that swords are hers to choose They've hidden coins beneath the floor And gems behind the pantry wall I found the rogue's entire purse They found it lying in the hall They've learned to crawl They've learned to climb They've learned to pick a lock The rogue said That one's talented Please don't encourage that! I love my dragon babies But they're burning down the hall There's claw marks on the ceiling There's acid on the wall I may have seduced the dragon Whatever people say But somehow we're now hosting Three birthdays this Saturday Their father says I coddle them His mother says I spoil them more She brought a cow for breakfast once And tied it right outside our door I said They cannot eat that here She asked me what I'd rather do Should I just teach them how to hunt And bring the bloody pieces through? I said the cow was fine We've warded every fireplace We've bolted every door We've moved the swords above their reach And reinforced the floor We've locked away the potion shelf We've warded every stair We've hidden every magic wand Why is the baby in the air?! Their father taught them how to roar I taught them how to read at night He says that hunting builds their pride I say affection doesn't bite I taught them please and thank you too He taught them how to track a boar I taught them not to bite their friends He asked Then what are teeth there for? We're working through some differences On how to raise the three His childhood I have come to learn Was nothing much like mine you see I love my dragon babies Though they terrify the town One climbed atop the temple roof And would not come back down I didn't seduce the dragon That remains my firm defense But raising little dragon kids Requires a much taller fence I love my dragon babies And those dragon babies are mine! Touch one scale upon their heads And you have crossed the line Their father's twelve feet tall with wings And breathes a wall of flame But I'm the one I'd worry about If you should cause them pain I didn't seduce the dragon And I stand by what I've said But I've got three little monsters Who need tucking into bed So bank the flame And drop the sword Put Mister Goblin down Brush your fangs And fold your wings And stop flying around Goodnight sweetheart Yes I love you too No You cannot have another goat You already had one What do you mean your father said yes? 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #DnDMusic #FantasyMusic #DnDComedy #DragonSong #TwistedTavernTunes