Olympus Fan Anthem: Asmongold’s Pantheon of Lunatics

Asmongold’s Olympus has a pantheon of heroes. Greg is still standing in the fire. WE ARE OLYMPUS is a fan-made music video: an epic fantasy battle anthem for the Roach King’s gloriously dysfunctional guild. 🛍️ Shop Twisted Tavern Tunes merch: https://twistedtaverntunes.com/collections/all With Olympus at the center of the WoW Forever conversation, raise a glass to the players behind the banners: exhausted healers, boasting DPS, disastrous pulls, and one more try. “BRING WAR BACK TO WARCRAFT” meets raid-night comedy and animated fantasy spectacle. Original World of Warcraft music for fans of fantasy music, RPG music, and funny D&D songs. Made with affection; unofficial and not endorsed by Asmongold or Blizzard. Which line describes your raid group best? 🎶🍺 *Welcome to Twisted Tavern Tunes* 🍺🎶 Grab a drink, roll initiative, and sing along with the chaos New bardcore D&D fantasy tavern music drops every Tuesday & Friday — subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a song! If you enjoyed it, tip your bard with a like and a comment 💖 Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d 🎵*Lyrics*🎵 [Intro] Sing Muse of Olympus Of heroes Of legends Of men who have spent three thousand hours Collecting slightly different horses. Behold! Asmon of the Gold! [Verse] From Stormwind gates to Orgrimmar The sacred banners fly A host of feral demigods Beneath a pixel sky The ready check is glowing green, The pull begins to roll And down from Mount Olympus comes Old Asmon of the Gold The keeper of the golden hoard And lord of loot untold The breaker of the auction house The Roach King Asmon Gold One knows each boss mechanic cold One owns near every mount One spent all night explaining this That your parse does not count [Pre-Chorus] FIVE The tanks prepare for glory FOUR The healers curse our names THREE The DPS start boasting TWO Someone's standing in the flames ONE BRING WAR BACK TO WARCRAFT! [Chorus] We are Olympus Pantheon divine Weaponized autism Twenty years online Raise your shields and glasses Let every war drum roll Bring war back to warcraft For Asmon of the Gold Gold gold gold gold gold [Verse] The tanks are mighty Atlases Who hold the whole raid high The healers weave the threads of Fate And choose who gets to die The rogues slip silent through the dark Warriors charge ahead The mage has topped the damage chart And won't shut up till dead The hunter swears his pet behaved The priest screams I need mana The warlock found another ledge And summons us from Narnia The raid lead shouts Now quickly stack Then screams No Spread instead And somehow Greg stood in both spots So naturally Greg's dead [Pre-Chorus] STACK Cried the oracle SPREAD Cried the seer MOVE Cried twenty f*cking gods Greg hasn't moved all year BRING WAR BACK TO WARCRAFT! [Chorus] We are Olympus Pantheon divine Weaponized autism Twenty years online Raise your shields and glasses Let every war drum roll Bring war back to warcraft For Asmon of the Gold Gold gold gold gold gold [Verse] And then the final tyrant came His health bar wide as hell We studied every strategy We knew the fight too well The first attempt went down in flames The next one died to adds The third pull died while two grown men Debated transmog stats At last we reached the one percent, The floor was burning red Half Olympus begged for healing The other half were dead One paladin faced down the beast His cooldowns nearly gone Then someone's f*cking hunter pet Pulled one more pack along Silence One percent No battle rez No mana Raid leader whispers Don't f*cking release [Bridge] We have wiped in molten caverns We have fallen from on high We have blamed the tanks and healers For seventeen thousand tries We have fought through every kingdom Every dragon god and troll And every time the world says Quit We hear Asmon Asmon of the Gold Again again again again again Until the f*cker dies [Final Chorus] We are Olympus Let Azeroth recall Kings can keep their kingdoms We've come to raid them all Raise your cups to madness Let every war drum roll Bring war back to warcraft For Asmon of the Gold We are Olympus The guild that will not fall A pantheon of lunatics Who somehow clear it all From raid night into legend Let every server know Bring war back to warcraft Olympus f*cking go! [Outro] Gold F*cking go! Roach King Bring war back to Warcraft Olympus Olympus Olympus Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #Olympus #Asmongold #WorldOfWarcraft #FantasyMusic #DnDMusic #RPGMusic