🧙 F*ck It, I Cast Fireball! 🔥 | Funny DnD Song & Full Length Music Video

🧙 The Pyromancer Needs Fireball Rehab 🔥 | Funny DnD Song (Full Length Music Video) Funny DnD music meets bardcore chaos in this full length fantasy tavern music video about a sorcerer who just cannot stop casting Fireball. Welcome back to the Twisted Tavern, where the cleric is exhausted, the rogue is tired of losing eyebrows, and the sorcerer just can’t help herself. This is a full length D&D music video and funny bardcore song about the most dangerous player habit in tabletop history: one more fantasy tavern music anthem, one more chaotic RPG comedy, and one very flammable DnD music disaster. Use this as DnD campaign music, RPG battle music, fantasy tavern music, funny DnD music, bardcore comedy music, or background music for players who know exactly what happens when the enemies cluster 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d 🎵*Lyrics*🎵 [Intro] The cleric lit a candle The rogue locked every door The fighter laid my spellbook down And said we’ve been here before They listed every incident The barn the bridge the horse The bard brought marshmallows Which did not help of course [Verse] I said I know I’ve hurt you I’ve made mistakes with flame The owlbear was excessive The tavern was a shame I’ve burnt a few companions I’ve blackened half the map But tonight I choose restraint Tonight I will adapt I have frost and fear and silence I have fog and mage hand too I am more than one explosion I can think this through [Pre-Chorus] Then the door flew open And the torchlight kissed the stone Twelve little goblins Caught our fighter all alone The cleric said Don’t do it The fighter said Stand down But Gods they looked so perfect All gathered in one crowd [Chorus] Use your frost! Use your fear! Use the spell that draws them near! Use your sleep! Use your wall! Use literally anything at all! I promised growth I promised grace But Gods above look at that place I know it’s wrong I hear their call But they’re all packed inside one hall F*ck it I cast Fireball! [Verse] I said No more disasters No more scorching friend or foe No more calling mass combustion Proper crowd control I’ll be calm and careful I’ll be noble wise restrained Unless the room gets stupid And the monsters misbehave The party seemed encouraged The cleric almost smiled The rogue said Maybe this time She won’t explode the tiles [Pre-Chorus] So they watched me prep my spellbook By the morning candlelight No Fireball on parchment No explosions planned tonight I had frost and fog and feather fall A safer little stack Then thirty rotten corpses Came shuffling through the black They crowded round the cleric They piled around the knight The rogue was somewhere under And the flames whispered Tonight [Chorus] Use your charm! Use your chain! Use the fog or use your brain! I promised growth I promised grace But Gods above look at that place I know it’s wrong I hear their call But they’re all packed inside one hall F*ck it I cast Fireball! [Bridge] The cleric dropped her holy book The rogue began to swear The fighter grabbed my spellbook And said It wasn’t there No spell prepared No page was marked No Fireball in sight Then my fingers started glowing In a deeply crimson light The cleric groaned You’re a sorcerer I said That feels unfair The bard whispered Glorious The rogue dove down the stairs I thought I had a problem Turns out I had a boon Some need a spellbook I just need a little room One tight cluster One clear hall Gods forgive me I cast Fireball! [Verse] Then came one dark evening With the lich king in the hall A hundred bones around him And banners on the wall The fighter saw my fingers The rogue dove out of sight The cleric sighed Take cover The barbarian yelled Do it tonight! No one tried to stop me No one cursed my name They only cleared the center And let me be the flame The lich began his sermon His skeletons stood tall All neatly packed together In one gorgeous hall [Final Chorus] Guard the rear Clear the hall Give her room to end it all Mind the rogue Shield the priest Let the pyromancer feast I promised growth I promised grace But gods above look at that place I know it’s wrong They know it too But now they’ve learned What I was born to do One tight crowd One perfect hall F*ck it I cast Fireball! [Outro] So heed the tale adventurers Before your plans combust Don’t ask a pyromancer To treat a crowd with trust I tried to grow I tried to stall But I can’t help myself I cast Fireball! Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut and Neural Frames #DnD #Bardcore #ICastFireball #FantasyMusic #DnDMusic #Fireball #fireball #DungeonsAndDragons #FantasyTavernMusic #FunnyDnD #RPGMusic #MusicVideo TTT merch: https://twistedtaverntunes.com