Would You Tip a Zombie Girl? | Fantasy Tavern Music

Fantasy Tavern Music | Bardcore - Welcome to Stiffy's (Dark Fantasy D&D Tavern Song) 🎶 A D&D Necromancer Tavern Anthem about Miss Ravenna & her undead dancers | DnD Music & Medieval Tavern Music 🎲 Perfect for: D&D sessions, TTRPG tavern ambience, fantasy roleplay, backstory writing, and your chaotic bard playlist 🎶🍺 *Welcome to Twisted Tavern Tunes* 🍺🎶 Grab a drink, roll initiative, and sing along with the chaos New bardcore D&D fantasy tavern music drops every Tuesday & Friday — subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a song! If you enjoyed it, tip your bard with a like and a comment 💖 Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d 🎵*Lyrics*🎵 Welcome to Stiffy’s, darlin’ Tip the girls mind your manners And don’t go breakin’ anybody’s heart Unless you’re prepared to give it back My name is Miss Ravenna And this old club is mine I keep the whiskey flowing And the dead girls looking fine I’ve buried three engagements Outlived a husband too He swore that death would part us Now he wishes that were true I take in strays and sinners The wounded and betrayed Every soul beneath my roof Gets fed gets loved gets paid Treat my people kindly I’ll see you through the night But cross one heart at Stiffy’s You’d best get buried right There’s velvet on the tables Red candles on the wall And every time a garter drops We raise our drinks and call Welcome down to Stiffy’s Where the drinks are cold as death The girls can dance forever ’Cause they don’t need to catch their breath Here’s to Stiffy’s Raise your glass The whiskey bites And the girls have class The music’s hot The drinks are cold The hearts are soft The tips are gold We look after our own Till the morning light So drink to Stiffy’s tonight Raise a glass Raise some hell Raise whoever’s underground At Stiffy’s when the music stops The dead still dance around They say my youth was colorful I say it passed the time Now this necromancer’s on the pole And moving mighty fine My Seraphine came laughing in With trouble in her grin We both pick rotten men it seems But damn good friends instead She loves the stage I love the lights We live to work a crowd So back-to-back around the pole We make the boys cheer loud Our double D20s roll in time The whole room drinks them in I built my walls from broken vows And kept good hearts away But Stiffy’s is the home I found With souls who chose to stay So here’s to letting good hearts in And hoping I chose right today Welcome down to Stiffy’s Where the drinks are cold as death The girls can dance forever ’Cause they don’t need to catch their breath Here’s to Stiffy’s Raise your glass The whiskey bites And the girls have class The music’s hot The drinks are cold The hearts are soft The tips are gold We look after our own Till the morning light So drink to Stiffy’s tonight The barbarian’s in the kitchen Teaching cooks his secret rub While three skeletons are playing bones At Stiffy’s Gentlemen’s Club I’ve loved some handsome devils With silver on their tongues The kind who swear they’ll never leave Then vanish with the dawn So when somebody slips away Before I’ve said goodbye I draw the circle light the flame And give them one more try They call my magic morbid But loss will teach you strange I never learned to let love die I only make it change Every soul who found this place Was always free to roam But those who stayed have shown my heart You don’t need chains for home So I drink with all the lonely And dance with all the scarred The tender hearts grow toughest When loving them gets hard One for the living One for the dead One for the fool Who broke my heart and fled One for the dancers Two for the show Three for the friends Who had nowhere to go Drink to the lonely Drink to the bruised Drink to the family That damn well chose you Welcome down to Stiffy’s Where the lost get found at last The girls can dance forever And you’ll drink away your past Here’s to Stiffy’s Raise your glass The whiskey bites And the girls have class The music’s hot The crowd stays riled The doors stay wide For the lost and wild We look after our own Till the morning light So drink to Stiffy’s tonight Here’s to Ravenna Long may she reign She’ll mend your heart Or raise it again Raise a glass Raise some hell Raise whoever’s underground At Stiffy’s when the music stops The dead still dance around Last call darlin’s Get home safe And if you’ve found somewhere worth staying Try not to run this time Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #bardcore #dndmusic #dnd #tavernmusic #fantasymusic #gamingmusic #fantasytavern #dndcomedy 🛍️ Shop Twisted Tavern Tunes merch: https://twistedtaverntunes.com/collections/all