Why Does Everyone Think I Seduced the Dragon?! 🐉 | Funny D&D Bardcore Tavern Music

Fantasy tavern music meets bardcore in this chaotic dnd music adventure - I Didn't Seduce the Dragon! A funny dnd song for every bard who went to SLAY the dragon and somehow came back DATING him | fantasy tavern music & bardcore The mayor had a simple job: send three adventurers up the mountain, kill the dragon, bring back its head. Instead, the fighter got crispy, the mage went up in smoke, and Seraphine survived by doing the only thing a bard knows how to do when initiative has gone catastrophically wrong... She played him a song. Unfortunately, returning as the only survivor creates certain rumors. Rumors about scales. Rumors about horns. Rumors about whether anyone "mounted" anything. And Seraphine would like to make one thing perfectly clear: SHE DID NOT SEDUCE THE DRAGON. Then the dragon starts protecting the town. The roads become safe. The bandits become charcoal. The mayor suddenly becomes very supportive of Seraphine's alleged foreign policy. And when a dangerously handsome stranger appears at the town's victory ball with familiar golden eyes... Well. Her case gets considerably weaker. 🎶🍺 *Welcome to Twisted Tavern Tunes* 🍺🎶 Grab a drink, roll initiative, and sing along with the chaos New bardcore D&D fantasy tavern music drops every Tuesday & Friday — subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a song! If you enjoyed it, tip your bard with a like and a comment 💖 Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d 🎵*Lyrics*🎵 [Intro] You've heard me brag and swagger Ask me how I seduced the dragon Fill my glass and gather round Because technically that's slander [Verse] The mayor paid us half in gold To kill the beast at dawn A fighter mage and me marched up Convinced we'd get him gone The fighter came back crisp and black The mage went up in smoke I played my lute and prayed to gods The dragon liked the notes He listened till the final chord Then folded back his wing I walked back down without a scratch Which started everything [Chorus] I didn’t seduce the dragon! Get your filthy minds outta there I played one song he spared my life That's all that happened in his lair I was sent to slay the dragon And bring his head back through the gate So stop pretending one damned song Meant I'd somehow been on a date! [Verse] The tavern fell dead silent when I stumbled through the door They counted one where three had left And wanted to know more By noon I'd somehow stroked his scales By dusk I'd held his horn By breakfast they were taking bets On when the brood was born The mayor called the gossip crude Until the bandits came The dragon swept across the pass And sent them home in flame The goblins fled the roads were clear No raider dared come near And every time his shadow passed The mayor bought me beer [Chorus] I didn’t seduce the dragon! I never mounted one damn thing So why does everybody cheer Each time that dragon spreads his wings? [Verse] A month went by no cattle lost The caravans rolled free The mayor called our failed attack A stunning victory He booked the hall uncorked the wine And threw a victory fête Then through the doors a stranger came And Gods he looked great Broad shoulders and a wicked smile In velvet black and red He took my hand and spun me close And turned my foolish head Then through the tune I heard the song I'd played inside his lair I looked into those golden eyes And saw the dragon there The candle caught his narrowed gaze Those pupils black and thin And suddenly the truth hit hard I knew that bloody grin I should have run I should have screamed I should have fled the hall Instead I pulled him close and kissed The dragon after all. [Chorus] I didn’t seduce the dragon! All right my case is wearing thin! I kissed him first I pulled him close And yes I slipped my tongue right in I was sent to slay the dragon Not grinding on him at the fête But when those golden eyes narrowed I reconsidered fate [Final Chorus] I didn’t seduce the dragon! I still maintain my story's true I came back dressed in velvet With a ruby big as you The bandits fled the roads are safe The mayor's set the date The town got peace I got his hoard I'd call that fucking great I didn’t seduce the dragon! The dragon seduced me. [Outro] So That's how I seduced the dragon Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #bardcore #dndmusic #dnd #tavernmusic #fantasymusic #gamingmusic #fantasytavern #dndcomedy 🛍️ Shop Twisted Tavern Tunes merch: https://twistedtaverntunes.com/collections/all