The Craziest D&D Player DID WHAT?! | It’s What My Character Would Do! | Funny D&D Song

The craziest player at the table has an excuse for everything in this funny D&D song packed with party drama and terrible decisions. “It’s What My Character Would Do!” brings Dungeons & Dragons comedy, bardcore, and fantasy tavern music to a blood feud over property taxes. She steals from the cleric because she distrusts the church. She kisses the bard because there’s chemistry. She swears vengeance against the king because apparently thirty silver is grounds for a blood oath. And when ten thousand soldiers arrive, she has thirty-two hit points, absolutely no intention of apologizing, and one explanation for all of it: “IT’S WHAT MY CHARACTER WOULD DO!” The party has concerns. The Dungeon Master has regrets. She would like inspiration. From awkward party romance to spectacularly bad combat decisions, this fantasy comedy song celebrates the thin line between committed roleplaying and becoming your group’s next D&D horror story. Every decision has a motivation. Unfortunately, none of them has an exit strategy. 🎲 What’s the wildest thing someone at your table has justified with “it’s what my character would do”? Tell us in the comments! 🎶🍺 *Welcome to Twisted Tavern Tunes* 🍺🎶 Grab a drink, roll initiative, and sing along with the chaos New bardcore D&D fantasy tavern music drops every Tuesday & Friday — subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a song! If you enjoyed it, tip your bard with a like and a comment 💖 Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d 🎵*Lyrics*🎵 She flirted with the fighter Right in front of his ex Said My rogue likes confidence What did you expect She stole the clerics silver Cause she distrusts the church Then refused to give it back When he caught her in the search She challenged three drunk sailors When they mocked her new tattoo We said Could you maybe not? It's what my character would do It's what my character would do Yes we know We know thats true Just because you have a reason Doesn't mean you have to do You kissed the rogue You punched the duke You stole a horse And named it Luke Every time we ask you why It's what my character would do The mayor raised the tariff On her little patch of land She marched into the council With a dagger in her hand The paladin said Taxes Are no grounds to start a war She carved a bloody promise Into the council door By blood and bone Until I die The king will get his due We said This is property tax It's what my character would do It's what my character would do Apparently that covers coups You swore a blood oath To the crown Over thirty silver due You slapped the guard You burned the writ You told the prince His crown don't fit And somehow this is all because It's what my character would do Then the royal army found us On the road outside the keep Ten thousand men in armor Our wizard started weeping The general offered mercy Drop your weapons Walk away She said I don't bow to bullies We said Not today She climbed onto a wagon Drew her sword beneath the blue The DM whispered Please reconsider It's what my character would do You cannot fight an army I have advantage That is not how armies work I rolled a twenty There are ten thousand soldiers So?! You have thirty hit points Thirtytwo Then somewhere in the chaos She locked eyes across the field With the bard from our own party Who was hiding with his shield She kissed him before battle His girlfriend dropped her bow The whole damn table went silent Even the army went Whoa The bard said Was that needed She said We've got chemistry His girlfriend left the table It's what my character would do It's what my character would do We know We have always known You made the king your nemesis Because he taxed your home You kissed our bard You punched the duke You stole a horse and named it Luke The royal army wants us dead The bard's girlfriend Just walked out mad The DM tore his notes in two And still you say The same excuse It's what My character Would do So inspiration? No That feels personal Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #bardcore #dndmusic #dnd #tavernmusic #fantasymusic #medievalmusic #rpgmusic #gamingmusic #fantasytavern #dndcomedy #ComedyMusic #FunnySongs 🛍️ Shop Twisted Tavern Tunes merch: https://twistedtaverntunes.com/collections/all