Do Orcs Make The Best Pizza?!?! - Funny D&D Bardcore Song | Fantasy Tavern Music

Orcs Make The Best Pizza is a funny D&D fantasy tavern song about an orc chef who treats cooking like warfare and somehow makes incredible food. 🍕⚔️ If you like fantasy comedy songs, bardcore, Dungeons & Dragons music, chaotic orc cooking, or ridiculous tavern songs, welcome to the kitchen. The tavern expected disaster. Instead, the orc made dinner. First came the stew. Then came the pastries. Then came the pizza. Along the way, vegetables were defeated, dough surrendered, a rolling pin met an early grave, and one extremely unfortunate warlock discovered that hellfire is technically a valid cooking fuel. Through it all, one rule remains: FOOD IS ENEMY TILL FOOD IS DINNER. What begins as a terrified tavern watching a giant orc invade the kitchen quickly turns into the greatest cooking service the place has ever seen. Because when the oven isn’t hot enough… Orc know who. 🔥 ORC MAKE PIZZA! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! 🎶🍺 *Welcome to Twisted Tavern Tunes* 🍺🎶 Grab a drink, roll initiative, and sing along with the chaos New bardcore D&D fantasy tavern music drops every Tuesday & Friday — subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a song! If you enjoyed it, tip your bard with a like and a comment 💖 Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 📌 Discord: https://discord.gg/6pcdyyJvVc ⚔️ Patreon: https://patreon.com/TwistedTavernTunes 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8UjxBBQUuAyQnMXtKO?si=fqEt7urRTJK90dGVk1lEmg&nd=1&dlsi=85135d0c470f466d 🎵*Lyrics*🎵 Kitchen is battlefield Hunger is foe Food is enemy Till food is dinner Orc enter kitchen Tavern go still Elf give spoon Orc heat grill Pot need water Orc bring barrel Meat need tender Orc go feral Carrot resist Carrot get split Onion make Orc cry Onion must now die Stir pot hard Shake whole floor Elf hide behind Pantry door Orc make dinner Stomp stomp stomp Crush it then Chop chop chop Throw in pot Food is enemy Till food is dinner Fire burn hot Orc cook winner Smash Chop Cook it right Orc make food For you tonight Elf bring flour Orc make cloud Elf say Gentle Orc too loud Butter need cold Dough need flat Rolling pin break Orc use bat Fold dough once Fold dough more Orc press pastry Through the floor Oven go ding Elf look scared Pastry come golden Perfectly layered Customer taste Customer grin Whole tavern cheer Orc cook win Orc make pasty Stomp stomp stomp Roll it Whomp whomp whomp Oven hot hot hot Food is enemy Till food is dinner Pastry is thin Orc cook winner Smash Fold Bake it right Orc make pasty For you tonight Orc need pizza Orc understand Bread need circle Orc use hand Dough fight back Orc make war Dough surrender Orc make more Tomato crushed Cheese pile high Pepperoni learn to fly Elf check oven Fire too few Orc need hotter Orc know who Warlock drinking By the wall Orc grab warlock Warlock appalled Orc squeeze hard Hellfire roar Pizza go blazing Through oven door Orc make pizza Stomp stomp stomp Knead it then Whomp whomp whomp Oven hot hot hot Food is enemy Till food is dinner Hellfire burn Orc cook winner Smash Top Bake it right Orc make pizza For you tonight Orc make pizza Orc make pizza Orc make pizza Orc make pizza Tavern want more Elf jaw is on the floor Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine in ShotCut #bardcore #dndmusic #dnd #tavernmusic #fantasymusic #gamingmusic #fantasytavern #dndcomedy 🛍️ Shop Twisted Tavern Tunes merch: https://twistedtaverntunes.com/collections/all